One of the best things about left overs


Turkey. A lot.
Celery. Two, three stalks.
Pickles. Half a jar
Ranch dressing. However much it takes.
A little Mayo.
A little Mustard.


Chop the hell out of all of it until its real fine, throw it in a bowl, mix until your arms fall off, spoon onto some bread, and eat it. Yum.

Sounds good! I love leftover turkey...but if my arms fall off, how do I spoon it on the bread and eat it?

Crash seems liking a caring helpful kinda person. And if she isn't, try blackmail.

Seems. And Im not wasting the blackmail I have on her for a turkey sammich.