I decided this goes in the members section. Get R Done!

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Yes

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
Not always

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before

5. What did you do today?
Not a thing, not a God damned thing

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
Maybe

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Of course

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Ice Skatung (not one word, not one God damned word!)

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Green

13. Have you ever had stitches?
Yes

14. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
No

19. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Four days

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
Yes

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Life

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Ick

25. What are you doing this moment?
Nothin

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
Yes!

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
Anywhere but...

28. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I hate coffee but am addicted, and ain't fond of alcohol, but am pressured

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, but we used to throw trash bags at them, at various places of employment.

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
*Sigh* Yes

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
Yes

33. Do you dream in black and white?
I don't dream, but I've had many nightmares in black and white

35. Do you snore?
Every one says I don't, but I don't believe them

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
For what, the poster child of the insane? Hell's Magazine?

37. Are you a redneck?
Occasionally

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, you've got to pee!" They typoed

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
No

40. What are you afraid of?
Little bitty creepy spiders

41. What does the 10th text message in your in box say?
Don't have one

42. What does the 10th message in your out box say?
Don't have one

43. Do you like someone?
Not by choice

44. Do they know you like them?
Only when I have money

_______BEST________

1. Male friend: Beneil
2. Female friend: Natalie
3. Vacation: No where outside of the USA. I love my homeland!!
5. Memory: Hmmm... Walking down the road with Kayla, her and me singing our guts out to 'Dream Walkin', way back when.

______WORST________

1. Time of day: Early morning
2. Day of the week: Thursday
3. Food: Liver
4. Memory: Realizing I couldn't count on someone.
5. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Bobby, hands down.

_______LAST__________[ not family ]
1. Person you saw: Jody
2. Talk on the phone: Jody
3. Hugged: Um....
4. Text Messaged: Beneil
5: Song you heard: With a Rebel Yell, she cries More More More

_______TODAY________

1. What are you doing now: Not a damned thing, not a God damned thing!
2. Tonight: Sleeping
3. Wearing: Black pants, red shirt
4. What did you eat for lunch: I didn't
5: Better than yesterday: No, not really

______TOMORROW___________
1. Is: Monday
2. Got any plans: I'm hoping to go to Springfield
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: Having to climb into Lonnie's low ass Stop/Drop/And-roll car.
4. Do you have work: No
________FAVORITES__________

1. Numbers:12
2.Song(s): Rockin with the rythm of the rain, Thinks his name was John, I'm only happy when it rains, Bodies, Folsom Prison, Immortal, Lithium, Grandpa, Used to be my playground...
3. Color: Purple
4 Season: Winter
5. State: MONTANA!
________CURRENTLY_________

1. Thinking about?: My back hurts
2. Missing someone: Not particularly
3. Mood: Pensive
4. Wanting: Something, just not sure what.

MySpace meets CrazyLady...man thats a lot of c/p but ok...

Yeah yeah, just take the survey, woman.

This better kill my boredom...

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No! People with facial piercings are nothing but trouble.. I avoid them at all costs.

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
Usually on the left side of my ass, yes.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
I didn't pass out! I was re-energizing for the next round.

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Now who doesn't love being surprised with water thats about 32*, early in the a.m., after being all toasty warm for eight hours? Yeah...

5. What did you do today?
Looked at stuff that should have been done...and went against the urge.

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yes and the toothbrush makes a great scrubber for those hard to reach areas when you're done.

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
3?! Oh come on! Damn beginners.

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Sure have and I wonder how many people will show up to the funeral just to poke me, hold a mirror under my nose and make sure I'm really dead.

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Yes

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
People trying to walk down the street in ice wearing Crocs.

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Mildew black

13. Have you ever had stitches?
It made the lobotomy go so much smoother afterwards.

14. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Yes and because of that, I have MULTIPLE restraining orders.

19. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Im like Chuck Norris...I dont sleep...I lie in wait.

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
He promised me a decent return on my financial loan to him. Bastard!

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
And backed up and did it again.

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Grape Nuts...Im still trying to figure out where the nuts are.

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Thats a pretty racist question. Yes, she was mixed but to call her an OREO is just wrong.

25. What are you doing this moment?
Um...#25.

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
I would need more money than that!

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
Hiding in the Play Zone at McD's...waiting for the kids.

28. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Ive been rushed out of one.

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I brew Tequila in my Mr. Coffee

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
Yeah and I forgot to make the kid take them off first.

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Chunky Dunkin'!

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
Ive never been that curious.

33. Do you dream in black and white?
Is this an old age joke?

35. Do you snore?
Ive actually woke MYSELF up.

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
I'm the perfect role model...

37. Are you a redneck?
Im so redneck I think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
"Who writes their name on a sprinkler?"

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
And I bit it back.

40. What are you afraid of?
These days...cops with no training.

41. What does the 10th text message in your in box say?
"Text me again and I'm calling the cops!"

42. What does the 10th message in your out box say?
"Why wont you talk to me?"

43. Do you like someone?
I like everyone! *cough*

44. Do they know you like them?
They THINK I do.

_______BEST________

1. Male friend: My P.O.
2. Female friend: The cop that made me meet him.
3. Vacation: Sri Lanka... hear they have good libraries.
5. Memory: A guy waved at me once when I was walking home from work.

______WORST________

1. Time of day: When the alarm goes off
2. Day of the week: M- F
3. Food: Those little Silica things that are in the bottom of the bag.
4. Memory: The guy that waved at me when I was walking home form work. I didn't know him.
5. Boyfriend or girlfriend: One tried to be both.

Im now brain dead...

I, however, am laughing so hard my mother thinks I'm crying, and wants to know what is wrong. That was great!

Nice.....I needed a good laugh!

Fill it out, ladies, don't just laugh at Rejected.

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Yes, but not that brave to actually do it.

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
Not always, but sometimes it does help.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before

5. What did you do today?
slept

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Thats where I always brush my teeth at.

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
No

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Yeah

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Glass shower door

13. Have you ever had stitches?
Yes

14. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
No, I don't like people that well. LOL

19. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Several days in a row.

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
No

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
Yes

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
No

25. What are you doing this moment?
Supposed to be working

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
Yes!

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
Home

28. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Neither

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yes, those were the good ole days.

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
No, but I want to now. HMMMMM

33. Do you dream in black and white?
Not that I remember

35. Do you snore?
Yes I do, and I even wake myself up sometimes

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
Oh God no.

37. Are you a redneck?
yeah

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
Nothing really

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yeah

40. What are you afraid of?
being alone forever

41. What does the 10th text message in your in box say?
I don't have 10 saved. I usually delete them.

42. What does the 10th message in your out box say?
I don't save those either

43. Do you like someone?
Yeah I guess

44. Do they know you like them?
He should

_______BEST________

1. Male friend: Randy
2. Female friend: Anna
3. Vacation: Arizona
5. Memory: Spending time with my son.

______WORST________

1. Time of day: Around 11 at night
2. Day of the week: Sat night
3. Food: Mayo
4. Memory: when I heard horrible news a few days ago.
5. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Ron

_______LAST__________[ not family ]
1. Person you saw: Katie
2. Talk on the phone: some guy who called work
3. Hugged: Randy
4. Text Messaged: Anna
5: Song you heard: some Dolly Parton song at wal-mart

_______TODAY________

1. What are you doing now: working
2. Tonight: working
3. Wearing: khaki pants, and work shirt
4. What did you eat for lunch: pizza
5: Better than yesterday: No, not really

______TOMORROW___________
1. Is: tuesday
2. Got any plans: going to get my check and pay bills
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: Having to pay bills
4. Do you have work: yes
________FAVORITES__________

1. Numbers:14
2.Song(s): Angel Eyes
3. Color: blue
4 Season: spring
5. State: Arizona
________CURRENTLY_________

1. Thinking about?: RJ
2. Missing someone: Yes
3. Mood: depressed
4. Wanting: my life the way it was a year ago.

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No..

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
What's a kiss.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before. I don't like to freeze the girls.

5. What did you do today?
Filled out this survey

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No.

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
No

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Yeah

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent.

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
If I had to watch a sport, it would be ice skating.

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Glass shower door.

13. Have you ever had stitches?
No.

14. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Random hugs.

19. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
2 days.

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
No

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
Yes

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Sugar Pops

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
No

25. What are you doing this moment?
Filling out this survey.

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
Only on the cheek.

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
Bowling alley

28. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
No.

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Neither

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Hell yeah. Nothing like it.

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
No.

33. Do you dream in black and white?
Not that I remember

35. Do you snore?
Been told I do.

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
No.

37. Are you a redneck?
Not telling.

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
Too early in the morning to have heard anything.

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yeah. The damn blood suckers met their death.

40. What are you afraid of?
Any kind of spider.

41. What does the 10th text message in your in box say?
Don't have text.

42. What does the 10th message in your out box say?
Still don't have text.

43. Do you like someone?
Not too many people I don't like. That is the ones I know.

44. Do they know you like them?
They should.

_______BEST________

1. Male friend: Pete
2. Female friend: Mary
3. Vacation: I love Branson
5. Memory: Spending time with my sons.

______WORST________

1. Time of day: 2am
2. Day of the week: Sat night
3. Food: Liver
4. Memory: losing my mom.
5. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Clyde

_______LAST__________[ not family ]
1. Person you saw: Terry before I went to bed
2. Talk on the phone: Mary
3. Hugged: grandkids
4. Text Messaged: still no text
5: Song you heard: tune music out

_______TODAY________

1. What are you doing now: filling out this survey
2. Tonight: nothing
3. Wearing: housecoat
4. What did you eat for lunch: lunch time isn't here yet
5: Better than yesterday: same thing different day

______TOMORROW___________
1. Is: Sunday
2. Got any plans: not if I can help it
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: nothing
4. Do you have work: hell yes. Just piling up.
________FAVORITES__________

1. Numbers:21
2.Song(s): Dizzy by Tommy Roe
3. Color: red
4 Season: spring
5. State: Arkansas
________CURRENTLY_________

1. Thinking about?: getting to the end of this survey
2. Missing someone: Yes
3. Mood: I'm in a safe zone
4. Wanting: to be rich.

26- Tease.

31- ... Strangely enough, that is not the one I woulda figured you saying you've done, especially since you no-ed and vetoed every thing else