Meet Fred. Fed has trouble with He'd love for it to be all s and s, but most of the time is more like . His friends all tell him that its a no brainer but he feels like it him. He just doesn't know what to say to a girl. He'll think he has an

but some how he sticks his foot in his mouth and the girl's response is often . Fred would love nothing more than to find a nice to and maybe so they could have a couple . He at night for this to happen, but he has a feeling that God and the Devil are playing with his mind . Women's responses to him inevitably are the same, but come in different forms. Some women are like . Others, take offense and .

The big ole gals have no issue with picking him up and !splat!. Some don't believe he is human Others are way into the whole thing. A few go from to . It him. Women willl become insulting towards Fred , or will go homicidal . Some just are crazy fat ... Fred feels somehow this is his fault. He has tried changing his looks ... .... .... .... .... The plastic surgery bills had no effect. He tried hanging out with different crowds.... .... .... .... .... ... .... ... That didn't work so well either. Fred is he'll end up having to his own balls forever. All he wants is instead of . I mean, its pretty tough when the first time a gal sees you, she . Or just stares at you . So he some and thought to try online dating.... That wasn't the best idea. he found women who to ... Women who outdrank him , women who were , men who thought he was sexy , women who liked to . He found women who owned thirty s, women who smelled like , women who made his dog run away ... women who had s, even old s. Women who lived off in fantasy worlds . Of course his reaction was . It made him want to Even he has his standards. All this searching was killing Fred . He never knew there were so many choices. If only there was a way to narrow it down to the perfect girl. Fred felt he was searching for the unattainable . So, after some therapy, and a lot of , Fred devised a plan He was gonna pick a girl that he thought would be a good match . Then he was either gonna pay her , spike her drink , drug her up , or her until they got to the chapel. Once married, Fred would be on . Fred's life was looking up.

VERY DAMN GOOD!!!

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omg, you crack me up!! That is great

Awesome!

Women who outdrank him



Thats my favorite part and the little smiley keeps drinking, laying down! Now THAT is true stamina! hehe